Real Talk Wit Raze: Sometimes You DON'T Get What You Pay For...
Happy New Year!!!
This is the last RTWR for 2010 and it was a great year. Those of you fortunate enough to have followed the series on my Facebook page know how hard I went in the paint (Nigga!!) wit it and also how hard the followers/commenters did as well.
But that's enough of that, cuz tonight is a special night for a lot of us/ya'll. It's the over-hyped, far overpriced New Year's Eve Bar/Club/Party extravaganza night.
Fellas, you will pay for drinks. If you have a date, you will pay for her admission to said club/bar/party. Potentially the same club you typically pay no cover to $5 to get into on a regular night, but OH NO. Not tonight! You'll be paying $20 - $100 to get into that same club, wit them same dingy, ratchety patrons from the past 51weeks.
But tonight is special. Tonight, you'll be the lucky guy to spend an evening with a lady lookin her absolute BEST...hurrr did, nails did, make up did...yeah buddy. It is indeed, GOING DOWN.
But, you must be aware of one VERY important factor. The higher she goes up, the further she falls down. Because you WILL NOT WAKE UP NEXT TO THE SAME WOMAN YOU SPENT ALL THAT DAMN MONEY ON. She will be something....very....different. Ya'll gone be hungover...starving, possibly have the liquor shits...it could be a horror scene. But most importantly, HER FACE will most likely make you question the likely-hood that she was snatch n' swapped from your arms by alien bodysnatchers at some point, but you were too gone to notice. Chicks are not only crafty when it comes to using makeup to hide their "weak points", but broads are using PHOTOSHOP now too!! Where Glamour Shots failed, Photoshop has helped them succeed!!
NEVER judge a woman's looks by her default pic, homie.
So here are some visual examples of Before and the dreaded Afters I've seen.
Don't say Raze ain't warn you...don't ever say in 0'10 I ain't never look out. Till '11....keep it tight.
This is the last RTWR for 2010 and it was a great year. Those of you fortunate enough to have followed the series on my Facebook page know how hard I went in the paint (Nigga!!) wit it and also how hard the followers/commenters did as well.
But that's enough of that, cuz tonight is a special night for a lot of us/ya'll. It's the over-hyped, far overpriced New Year's Eve Bar/Club/Party extravaganza night.
Fellas, you will pay for drinks. If you have a date, you will pay for her admission to said club/bar/party. Potentially the same club you typically pay no cover to $5 to get into on a regular night, but OH NO. Not tonight! You'll be paying $20 - $100 to get into that same club, wit them same dingy, ratchety patrons from the past 51weeks.
But tonight is special. Tonight, you'll be the lucky guy to spend an evening with a lady lookin her absolute BEST...hurrr did, nails did, make up did...yeah buddy. It is indeed, GOING DOWN.
But, you must be aware of one VERY important factor. The higher she goes up, the further she falls down. Because you WILL NOT WAKE UP NEXT TO THE SAME WOMAN YOU SPENT ALL THAT DAMN MONEY ON. She will be something....very....different. Ya'll gone be hungover...starving, possibly have the liquor shits...it could be a horror scene. But most importantly, HER FACE will most likely make you question the likely-hood that she was snatch n' swapped from your arms by alien bodysnatchers at some point, but you were too gone to notice. Chicks are not only crafty when it comes to using makeup to hide their "weak points", but broads are using PHOTOSHOP now too!! Where Glamour Shots failed, Photoshop has helped them succeed!!
NEVER judge a woman's looks by her default pic, homie.
So here are some visual examples of Before and the dreaded Afters I've seen.
Don't say Raze ain't warn you...don't ever say in 0'10 I ain't never look out. Till '11....keep it tight.
Daaaaaaaaaaaamn! Not a good fucking look. Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteLol man that's the truth! That's y I always trip off dudes. Who wanna see pics! Lol u never know the truth till u see it in the face!
ReplyDeleteBravo Raze. Truth, humor and honest advice all in one. Good shit.
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